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    This is SHO TRUE

    Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that
    despite his age of 72 years, he could still have sex three times per night.

    Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued and after the show
    said "Sean, if I'm not being too forward, I would love to have sex with
    an older man. Let's go back to my place." So they go back to her room
    and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean said, "If you think that wash good,
    let me shleep for half an hour and we will have even better shex. But
    while I'm shleeping, hold my ballsh in your left hand and my prick in your right."

    Kylie looks perplexed, but agrees. After his half hour sleep, Sean
    awakes and they have even better sex. Kylie says "That was wonderful."

    "Well," says Sean, "If you let me shleep for an hour, we will have the
    best shex yet. But again, hold my ballsh in your left hand and my dick in
    your right."

    Kylie is used to the routine, so after his hour's sleep, they have mind
    blowing sex. Once it's all over and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks
    "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick
    in my right, stimulate you while you're sleeping."

    "No," he says in his broad Scottish brogue. "The lasht time I shlept with
    a shlut from Melbourne, she shtole my wallet!"
    Warren & GeePee2
    R.I.P. GeePee

    http://www.last.fm/user/ozasis

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    hahahahaha nice

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